I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Henny Youngman
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  1. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

  2. When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)

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